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mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

(via smugbitchesinc)

Then why don’t you?  I might some day.

codyjohnston:

This is the worst book title I have ever seen. #LAX #12thOfNever

whydoihaveablog:

The official synopsis for Coco’s book get better with every sentence. I gasped three times. She can’t remember her name before the crash? She can hear other’s thoughts, but only if they’re men? She assumed she was murdered before she woke up not knowing her name before her plane crashed into the Hudson????

WHAT.

organically-gorgeous:

I am actually like, really attracted to him. Like. Really.

(via spipblog)

She’s still learning.

“As soon as I found out I was pregnant, all I did was think about whether or not I had the condition. I never actually spent any time thinking about… being a mom. I mean, I… now I just — I don’t know if I’m ready.” - Bolivia Dunham

TSCC gag reel + Planes